Wouldn’t this be a great name for a last-people-on-earth Apocalypse film? After a nuclear holocaust has wiped out most of the world’s population, only two small bands of freakish circus performers are left to determine the fate of the world. It’s clowns vs. mimes. I’d pay to see that on the big screen.
A couple of things make me hesitate to believe that the man selling this book can, in fact, help me become a millionaire:
The title of his Web page is The Art of Thought by Graham Walla. The last name of the book’s author is actually Wallas. Now, I’m not saying that one measly typo means you’ve lost all credibility in my book, but if you’re promising that your product can make me a millionaire, you better dot all your is and cross all your ts.
The man hawking this book is wearing a Captain’s hat in a photograph he willfully posted on his site. (Also: unbuttoned shirt and sailor’s scruff ≠ millionaire)
He obviously owns his own yacht.
He probably does own a boat. And most likely, he lives on it.
I would save the $17 he is charging for the book. Instead, you could spend a couple dollars more and buy yourself one of these–and look like a million bucks.
If something is self-evident, then it probably shouldn’t be a headline. A headline snatched from the AP: Satellite Collision Worries Experts. What, are they supposed to react with unmitigated glee?
